Thursday
Oct202011

When G-d Created Wives...

When creating wives, G-d  promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

Then G-d made the earth round.

Tuesday
Oct112011

Ten Years Ago...

Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.

Now, we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Tuesday
Oct112011

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

Wednesday
Aug312011

Snort Worthy

Sunday
Jul312011

Iceberg, Goldberg….

A Chinese man and his Jewish friend are walking along one day when the Jewish man suddenly slugs the Chinese man in the mouth.

"What was that for?" the Chinese man asks.

"That was for Pearl Harbor!"

"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"

They continue walking in silence, then the Chinese man punches the Jew in the face.

"What's that all about?" the Jew asks.

"That was for the Titanic!"

"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"