My husband thinks he's a chicken.
Monday, September 16, 2013 at 9:18AM
Daniela Gitlin

A woman brings her husband to the psychiatrist.  She says, “Doctor, my husband is crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.”

The psychiatrist says, “Leave him with me.  I’ll cure him in a week.”

She says, “But we need the eggs.”

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